Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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