I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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