you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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