She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
And then my night got REAL pukey
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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