Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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