He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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