he puts the penis in happiness.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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