Nicole vs. Life
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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