I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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