oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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