Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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