i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
No subtext here. People are naked.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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