so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
