Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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