i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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