After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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