butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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