It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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