God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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