I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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