guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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