We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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