im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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