When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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