Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
