More tranny stories later!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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