fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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