His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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