I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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