The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I need moral support for this bender
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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