His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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