Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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