You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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