hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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