I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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