He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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