There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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