I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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