I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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