i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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