i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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