what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
