i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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