you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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