just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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