Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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