dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Randomize
