We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just google imaged poop.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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