I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
