I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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