If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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