hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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