I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i can't believe i had my finger in that
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I understand Curling. That high.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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