And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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