Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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