I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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