Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
it wasn't lemon gatorade
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
