If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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